Internet whore

any alternative girl that attracts both genders probably never met them in person before

: im literally an internet whore

them: how ?
: look at these thirsty men

by Sonicslash February 11, 2023

Internet

Pretty cool place that has amazing websites like Youtube( well not the people that run it), Twi- wait fuck no, facebo- oh i forgot thats ran by a lizard, uhhh Urban dictionary, that cool place called neal.fun, and well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guy1: Turn on the internet!
Guy2: no that has some pretty weird shit on it go outside and touch grass

by wivise October 20, 2022

Internet explorering

When a browser takes extremly long for It to startup or to load something

Ugh.... MY browser is Internet explorering Again

by Uchaizen July 7, 2024

the internet

is for porn

dude: yo bro time for the internet

by Deans Sedan February 14, 2020

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

funny internet man

a man who pretends to be funny on the internet

i'll show you a funny internet man!

by Your pseudonym September 5, 2025

Internetion

Intervention in case of a serious internet addiction

We just met up and had an internetion with him. Last chance before we pull the plug on him.

by Heimir Han June 11, 2016