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Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.
The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.
by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022
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goat crew

the coolest brand in the world, with super cool tshirts and swaggy hoodies
"hey you see that new anime collab goat crew did, it looks swaggy"
by swagmasterflex69420 November 23, 2021
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Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!
That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.
by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024
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Goat

Someone known as the greatest of all time in the nfl
by Mitch McConnell June 24, 2022
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J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.
by Everythingismint September 4, 2023
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Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick
by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024
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Goat

An absolutely amazing human being. Just best of the best. No one can top this person.
KSS is the biggest goat I know. I know you're reading this RN, I win this argument.
by RandoBH March 18, 2023
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