dump

things guys do and clog the motherfucking toilet at my house...

Jimmy if you're reading this, COME UNCLOG THE DANM TOILET

jimmy took such a big dump, he can probably be gay now...

by mark68 November 14, 2023

Dump

A massive shart that someone blasts very loudly.
It can shake walls, cause earthquakes, and rarely cause high amounts of nukelear radiation.
A Soap puff usually blasts these kind of blasts.
If you blast a dump in your schools bathroom then it may be shut down for 1 to 4 weeks

Person 1: Oh no! I'm about to take a super massive dump!!
Person 2: *now currently boarding a plane to the other side of the world.*

by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023

dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

Trump Dump

When 6-8 people get together and take a dump in the same bathtub, and then get in.

While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.

by DrFunkles January 11, 2021

Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.

“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”

by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022

Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.

John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 14, 2018