Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

by psychobunny January 08, 2009

Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018

ass crack of dawn

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"

Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."

by K.Spence June 07, 2006

crack whore

A human with a tiny mind, or a human who is quite stupid.

A guy who just stuck his arm into a lathe to grab a shattered piece of wood. One might say "That guy is such a crack whore!"

by rapidguy February 25, 2003

juicy crack

when you need to poop or fart and your butt crack feels itchy or wet

Dude my crack itches..

Bro you got juicy crack!

by D.M.A.Y January 25, 2016

Crack Badger

Someone who once they realise there is Crack nearby, can't wait to get thier teeth into it.

"Did you see Amy Winehouse's face when Pete started rocking up?"

"Yeah, she's a right Crack Badger"

by Morfiend April 09, 2009

California Crack

When a male pulls out and cums in a line on a woman's belly, and proceeds to snort it off.

I did California Crack off my girlfriend last night.

by Weasel-Rapist September 14, 2011