Chris

Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.

You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...

by Joe_mama:0 May 24, 2021

chris

chris is a dude who is rlly hot, drinks alot of pre workout until face tingles

hes such a chris

by taramisu November 6, 2018

Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

Chris

Chris is one of a kind, and always manage to put a smile on your face. He’s a hot latino papi with dark hair and brown eyes, has a dark but funny humor, a contagious laugh, and a hell of a burrito that’ll break your back. You’re always gonna have a great time with Chris, whether y’all are out taking photos, getting cops to cheer you on getting freaky, watching sports or movies, beating his competitive ass in pool and other games, or just being around him. He’s a heck of an artist, a sweet soul, the best kisser, and one of the best person’s you’ll ever meet.

You have a Chris in your life?! Wow. That’s one you wouldn’t wanna lose.

by mamacita___ November 22, 2021

Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar

jesus, did you see chris the other day?

by ivan17 May 16, 2022

Chris

You get you a Chris then my friend you are blessed. Chris is all about his coins & he gets the baddest of the baddest when it comes to females, a Chris will read you & play you like a book that’s his best asset other then he’s extremely sexy. You run into a Chris you better keep him around.

Chris rhymes with that “GUY”

by ___naniiboo November 23, 2021

Chris

an annoying kid who give me chorro . who thinks he’s the shit & doesn’t know how to wear air pods properly.

chris el pendejo

by da baddest 🤡👩🏻‍🦰💅🏼💪🏼 August 28, 2019