Turbo boner

When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.

I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.

Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.

by possiblyben February 5, 2019

Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.

i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.

by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010

eco-boner

arousal and/or excitement over environmentally friendly ideas and actions

Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**

by Mazi A May 11, 2008

Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.

"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!

by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011

artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.

Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.

by Alaina's right testica August 30, 2010