Anal hooker

When you stick a finger in a girls ass and pick her ass into the air, using your finger as a hook.

"I totally anal hooker that bitch last night and made her scream"

by Psuedo-- February 29, 2016

anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

Anal gratification

Letting your mind be set free and enjoying an anal orgasm.

Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...

by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013

anal lemming

One that goes to the anus and hangs out there after penitration.no thrusting or movement.

Anal lemming; He bent her over and inserted his cock into her ass then he stood there still for hours as an anal lemming would.

by Sparkybulldog November 8, 2015

anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.

You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!

by Just a guy with a cock October 11, 2016

Anal Warranty

You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.

Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man.

In jail my anal warranty was voided.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009