The compulsive desire of telling people what os you use and why your data is so "important".
Symptoms include:
Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux
Possible treatments include:
Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
Symptoms include:
Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux
Possible treatments include:
Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
by badcodehash June 14, 2021
Get the Linux Syndrome mug.The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.
A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."
by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011
Get the Brown's Syndrome mug.Busy working...
8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!
6 minutes later. Busy working...
8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?
8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!
6 minutes later. Busy working...
8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?
by GroogFish April 27, 2011
Get the Pothead Syndrome mug.a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior
Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.
James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.
Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.
James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.
Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.
James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.
James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.
Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.
James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.
Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.
James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.
by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011
Get the assholeberger's syndrome mug.Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.
by SteveHartingtom September 1, 2016
Get the Emily Syndrome mug.Rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of involuntary inappropriate and/or derogatory sarcastic remarks.
by cantolino January 14, 2010
Get the sarcrette syndrome mug.Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.
Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?
Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek
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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!
Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek
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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!
by Balls deep polak May 30, 2011
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