paul: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*
by uruncleraper69 March 13, 2018
Get the ur brother like the othermug. "ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.
Especially Middle school kids.
Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!
Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!
Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!
by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. 
whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence
Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 8, 2020
Get the stfu and eat ur foodmug. 
The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.
John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018
Get the ur brother likes ur mothermug. 1.) An example of something big.
2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.
3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.
4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.
2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.
3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.
4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.
Example:
Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?
Me: Ur Mom
Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?
Me: Ur Mom
by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022
Get the Ur mommug.