Internet Tapir

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-

"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

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Internet tattoo

Something posted on the Internet by or regarding you that you can't erase, which will follow you around forever.

Since Steve's terrible House music has been re-uploaded by other YouTubers, potential employers have found this Internet tattoo when searching his name.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.

by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024

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Internet groupie

When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.

Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .

Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .

Girl 3- Bet .

Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .

All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.

by Aurlasia January 7, 2022

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Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.

Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019

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Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020

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