those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
Get the savik's law of perversity in fashionmug. The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.
by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022
Get the The Slovakian Traffic Cone Lawmug. Newton's 4th Law states that patterns in the forces of nature point to the conclusion that Ana is the most beautiful, most talented, cutest, and smartest woman in the world. No matter how many times she says otherwise, she cannot argue against the laws of nature.
Me: Ana you're the cutest.
Ana: No I'm not, you are!
Me: No, you can't argue with science! It's Newton's 4th Law!
Ana: No I'm not, you are!
Me: No, you can't argue with science! It's Newton's 4th Law!
by DefinitelyNotNatalie January 7, 2019
Get the Newton's 4th Lawmug. by ChewK April 13, 2016
Get the Newton's 3rd Lawmug. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
by Leesbra July 21, 2021
Get the All Known Laws of Aviationmug. This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.
by Popesum October 18, 2020
Get the hotel room sex lawmug. 1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
by CyberGlamStar April 30, 2010
Get the Mother-In-Law from Hellmug.