Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.

Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.

by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011

texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.

I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!

by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014

Cleveland Texas High School

A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.

Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach

Sebastian: Yeah

by The_facts March 27, 2019

Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda

He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.

by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020

Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.

After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo

by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025

Texas Roadhouse Footjob

A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.

PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.

Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?

Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!

by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024