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Thomas Sorrow

TRASH STRAIGHT TRASH. Cheats on his girlfriend with ugly hoes. Doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone but you know who gives a crap. He deserves all the bad karma he gets.
Thomas Sorrow?

Yeah, what a trash hoe.
by Realtlkyoo March 31, 2019
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Ripley St Thomas

Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022
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St. Thomas aquinas high school

St Tomas aquinas is a school in Kansas full of preppy girls who think they are better than everyone else. jocks who want to fuck ur mother and u and probably ur dog ngl they will probably ruin ur life with an std or idk ur guts?!?! They usually have huge penises The girls at aquinas are usally Vry pretty or really fuckin ugly no In between. The teachers all want to suck out ur souls and feed them to u for homework but yk at least there’s a bunch of hot upper class man? Right! sterling is probably the best football coach in the district but anyways respect to the football and baseball team those girls FOR THE STREETS.
St. Thomas aquinas

Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya

Ugly bitch: omg ME TO

Jock: I don’t care

Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”
by Jianoanus August 25, 2021
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Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
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Thomas Cross

Thomas Cross is the guitarist of Industrial Frost. He has founded several different projects since 2006 including Carry Your Cross, Circle Of Thirteen, and Sateris. He also has a solo Industrial project under his own name.
Thomas Cross and his solo music is far different than any of his prior work.
by Divine Clemantine November 30, 2011
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Thomas

Thomas has a small bolo or Thomas has a bolo the size of my thumb
by Imaztae December 23, 2021
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joshu thomas

a look a like off that dude from Slumdog Millionaire (Dev Patel), always wears crocs and looks deezed. Either his shirts are too small for him making it look tight or he goes ham at the gym on roids. Either way it's whatever cause according to him, he da best and he smart....he very smart
Dude 1: Yo have you seen the new Transformers movie bro?
Dude 2: Ya yar its so good like Joshu Thomas good!
by Habdeeew August 7, 2017
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