Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

stupid honkees

The spiteful quick horn blast bestowed upon motorists for doing something stupid. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "idiot honkees", which is the spitefully extra long horn blast given to motorists doing something completely idiotic.

The light turned green and the motorist in front of me did not move so I gave him the stupid honkees.

by sparkisss July 19, 2011

Stupid Score

A Male or Female that uses sexual interest or over zealous power to try and look or be better then other people.

Also See Whore Bitch Cunt

Did you just see that Stupid Score that dumb cunt tried showing her belly button ring to get free drinks.

by JSands July 22, 2011

stupid damn it

1. noun. one who is simultaneously and explicitly not intelligent and creates havoc by simply being present.

2. George Bush

We was all good till that stupid damn it drank all that Pine-Sol.

by dabeat November 22, 2011

Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

stupid head

a stupid head is someone who is so dumb, that there is no other word to describe them than "stupid head"

seth is a stupid head because he cheated on marissa

he is a stupid head dumbass who cheats on pretty girls like you

by truther731 November 19, 2018