Among us In real life

(sus, sus)

Among us in real life, spaceship with my crew

by Myles's Pseudonym September 18, 2022

real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018

Real

A reacting adjective agreeing with another’s statement

Tim:”Woah this cake is fire”
Joe:”Real”

by Nawr Cleor September 11, 2023

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Real

A cry for help.

*referring to the most agonizingly described point in a persons life* “Real.”

by gvlavtn July 30, 2022

International Real Nigga Day

On December 6th the realest most honorable people are born. Can also be a day when real nights are celebrated globally. Can be shortened to Real Nigga Day too.

Martin: It’s my birthday!
Trey: Happy international real nigga day!

by Yung Dustpan December 5, 2024

The Real

An exclusive group of high class individuals

“Can I join the real?”

“NO”

by Comic_pdog December 4, 2022