plory: "hey, have you heard of purple kiss?"
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."
by https.minho.ca June 17, 2024
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When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.
"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."
by bbwwoo June 09, 2024
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by TheLostCapo January 05, 2022
When you fuck a girl really fucking hard all night because you had to much to drink and now you're seduced easily and when you're fucking her both of y'all turn in the opposite direction like a drill and a screw then you fall asleep and when you wake up your dick is Bearly hanging on and it's all twisted with a purple tip .
Dad ; damn my dick hurts
Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something
Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something
Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
by AlexBigDick April 10, 2016
What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.
Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"
Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
by TheGlazerizer3000 October 22, 2023