The act of stealthily approaching a boat from another nautical vessel and pooping on the roof of the boat's cabin (i.e. the poop deck). It is customary to exclaim "You just got poop decked!" when leaving the scene.
by Poop'n Crunch December 7, 2012
Get the Poop deckin' mug.A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap
by bad_santa March 7, 2015
Get the angry poop mug.The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.
Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!
by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013
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Get the poop canoe mug.by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011
Get the poop scarfer mug.When you need to poop silently or avoid streaks in the bowl carefully align a few squares of toilet paper in the water approximately where your poo shall land. Taking ur poo balance on the toilet paper raft allowing for a clean, quiet poop.
by gingabninja December 2, 2013
Get the poop raft mug.When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.
You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*
by Colonial Foot Soldier December 2, 2013
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