Someone who doesn’t work, doesn’t struggle, but somehow drives a brand new car and watches every im a celebrity get me out of here episodes on T.V.
Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
“Dave says he’s shattered today — he drove to three other PIP pimps, sat down six times, and survived a Costa Coffee all while eating luxury "jew shelf" foods. Absolute warrior.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 14, 2025
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Also called ODSP spousal abuse
Primary caregiver pimps also accuse their common law wife's of prostitution, and police department throws the ODSP domestic violence victum out of their home, on allegations alone.
This is a well known grifter con job
Also called ODSP spousal abuse
Primary caregiver pimps also accuse their common law wife's of prostitution, and police department throws the ODSP domestic violence victum out of their home, on allegations alone.
This is a well known grifter con job
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Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕
by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025
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"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."
"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."
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Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025
Get the pimp chair mug.The Pimp Slot is the final placement in a running order. Usually in a reality competition programme, if someone performs last, it is considered the Pimp Slot as it is more likely to be remembered by the viewing public and therefore usually attracts more votes. It is the polar opposite of the death slot, which is number two in a running order and likely to be forgotten.
Did you see Lesley Dawkins got through on Strictly last night?
Yeah, but it was inevitable. She got the pimp slot.
Yeah, but it was inevitable. She got the pimp slot.
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