swag-o-meter

A gauge to indicate how much of a douchebag you are .It can be correlated in some way to the yolo-o-meter.
An urban legends say that it is actually a gay-o-meter, but c'mon guys, only Bender (from Futurama) has that kind of item.

Some say that if you take the inverse of the number, you can estimate the grade the guy will have in High School.

John : Yo man, I got 95 on the swag-o-meter, so fucking swag!!!!!
Ronald : Hey me too three years ago, welcome to McDonald!!!! ;)

by Rhonkar August 19, 2013

Cup O' Mallow

term that means Hot Chocolate with ALOT of Marshmallows.

"The couple sat sipping a foamy Cup O' Mallow by the warm fireplace on the cold winter night.

by Saxo-trumpet-clarinet November 18, 2010

shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020

Samuel O. Williams

The father to large Nigerians, small African American men, and recovering addicts with dumb tattoos.

Man that Samuel O. Williams is hung like a moose!

by Ojo’sDad January 15, 2022

sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.

1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !

by ADzski March 7, 2019

BAG O' DICKS

When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.

(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!

by Bronzedale23 April 26, 2017

the mark o' shame

when you get a tatoo on your asshole and then have anal sex afterwards.

amy couldn't walk the day after she performed the mark o' shame.

by surlymcbastard April 5, 2009