Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

drunk slap

A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.

he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.

by Elton848798 June 4, 2012

drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 2, 2023

Family Guy Drunk

When you are drinking and your hair instantly becomes messed up

Oh no walker is family guy drunk again
Amy J is family guy drunk

by Hoodbob June 14, 2023

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.

bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"

by uncreative2 June 15, 2014

drunk ass

look at yourself in the mirror

if you look at a mirror, you will see a drunk ass

by nicegameskid November 7, 2019