National mole rat day

A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!

I can't wait until national mole rat day! That friend is gonna pay!!! 😈

by Oger to die November 14, 2019

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 13, 2019

national skip school day

on november 19 it’s national skip school day

the students skipped school on november 19 as national skip school day

by bree04 November 18, 2019

National Get Head Day

October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive

“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”

by Thebigdawg123456 October 16, 2019

National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.

Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019

National Eat Garbage Day

Everyone has to try together and eat as much crap as they can

Boy “What day is it today”
Girl “National Eat Garbage Day”

by Mmdddkk April 08, 2018

National Thigh Pic Day

National Thigh Pic Day is May 31st in Washington and Tennessee.

is today National Thigh Pic Day?
Yeah

by thigh pic day May 31, 2021