National Squash Beef Day

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd

Happy national squash beef day

by duhitz_sasha June 1, 2018

National Pickle Time Day

December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.

“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”

by Tyler Scheidler December 1, 2021

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

National Expose Caroline’s Day

October 20th is National Expose Caroline day. Today you can expose anyone named Caroline.

Did you guys post any embarrassing pictures of caroline today for National Expose Caroline’s Day?

by hiimadethisasajoke October 20, 2020

National beat Jordan day

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019

National fake friend day

national fake friend day is where you post about a fake friend or just drop them😂

National fake friend day

*post a pick on snap

“This is kisha she is a real *****”

by June212768 November 2, 2019

National Boy Bestfriend day

National boy bestfriend day is to celebrate your boy bestfriend. Cause he has been there for you and loves you.

Boy bestfriend: Why are you being nice to me
You: Because it's national boy bestfriend day silly

by LoserFruit327 August 10, 2021