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Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
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Mud Pie

The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.
i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.
by BigClam_69 March 27, 2015
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Manhattan Mud-Boot

The act of pooping in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
I had to poop but I was already in the shower, so I did it anyway and stomped it down the drain, the ol’ Manhattan Mud-Boot!!
by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025
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Mud-Flappin'

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out and put it into her vagina.
Friend #1: I was have amazing anal sex with that filthy little filly Stacy and I pulled it out and put it deep in her bum, straight mud-flappin' bro.

Friend #2: Amazing, pure class.
by Timothy0Peden September 16, 2021
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mud pud

Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...
by Mrsoliz October 19, 2017
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Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap
Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap
by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024
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Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!
by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018
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