Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

mud thug

A redneck thug from the country who is tougher than a city thug but acts thugish

Toni is a mud thug

by Dairy of a madman January 4, 2023

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Mud Pie

The act of eating dirty booty.

"Dude I just had Eli's grandma's mud pie last night"

by Whole9Nards November 15, 2018

Mud Rinse

The act in which two people take turns shitting a runny one on each others' chests.

Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse

by MattyPotter November 22, 2018

Mud slide

During sexual intercourse the man shits between the females breasts and watches it slide down her stomach hence the mud slide.

Bro #1: Yo dude have you ever given your girl a mud slide?
Bro #2: Nah bro I’ll try it on her tonight.

by XxThiccBoixX December 1, 2018

Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”

Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl

by Muddy buddy December 7, 2018