The Morningtown Milkmaid

The act of sneaking into the mothers nursing room at your place of employment to enjoy a “private milking” using the breast pumps.

I was feeling a little fruity at work one morning so I hooked my genitals up to the breast pumps and milked myself dry. The experience of The Morningtown Milkmaid includes the use of 4 suction cups. One on each gonad, one on the snorkel and one delicately attached to the sphincter. This is not to be confused with the “Jersey Jerk” which only utilises one pump.

by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st November 17, 2025

charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory

a mix of a show and a movie

do you want to watch charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory?

by dylanjz2013 December 2, 2025

good morning

A greeting or farewell said in the period between 6:00 AM until 11:59 AM, known as morning.

Good morning.

by Ñhy January 19, 2026

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

whipped up a meringue

A term used when a man (or woman) rubs the female clitoris really fast,

Jenny stayed home a whipped up a meringue.

by My European Lover June 16, 2016

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

too many moving parts

Used to say that an idea or project won't work because it's too complex

I'll never be able to do this project, there's too many moving parts !!

by Colombine April 20, 2017