my titty kitty

This is the feline version of a titty baby, a snuggly pus who loves to stay with their human family.

There is my titty kitty on my feet - Muffy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

by coolDefBoi September 3, 2019

burns my weave

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.

Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.

by GWIZ December 27, 2013

Probably my Biceps

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

by Jessetotallydidnotmakethis February 8, 2013

Mutate my member!

Give me an erection!

Then I said to Wonda Wonderpig, mutate my member!

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

hold my beer

The last thing you remember saying before you woke up in the hospital.

Drunk guy 1: dude that was so cool!
Drunk guy 2: I bet I can do that. Here, hold my beer.

by madmaninabox April 18, 2017

My Chemical Romance

A band formed in New Jersey by Gerard Way
Other band members include Mikey Way, Frank Iero, and Ray Toro.
Unfortunately, they broke up today, March 23rd, 2013
They are simply inspirational, and they'll be missed.

I love MCR so much. I'm sad they broke up.
My Chemical Romance is inspirational.

by Cyanide Sunshine of Gbury March 23, 2013