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let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
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Mark

Your moms ugly annoying hillbilly boyfriend that just fucking pisses you off
Omg i went on a date with this dude and he was a total mark
by Ur perverted uncle larry October 15, 2019
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Mark

Mark is a cool, caring and a nice person, they might be the same as their friend or best friend, if you have a friend named mark, he might be the same as your humor and shit! He might have anger issues, but theyre haliarious! Everybody likes them and hes pretty energetic.
- i met mark yesterday, it was a haliairous day!
by Am in your closet June 15, 2022
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Schrödinger's Mark

Schrödinger's Mark is a situation that refers to a student who feels a lack of confidence, such that they are too ashamed to check their mark; choosing instead to live in a state of artificial emotional neutrality - thinking that their mark is both good and bad - as opposed to taking a gamble and having their next few days be either miserable or joyful.

This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.

To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
Student 1: "Shit man, I don't think I did too well on that test"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
by dumberthanithink March 17, 2023
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Mark Duchene

Perfect imperfect. Yes, this guy will refuse to put in any effort first but, if you among to get anywhere near close to one, boy you are special. One of a kind, kind of guy. Never there when you need him, yet worth sticking around for. Always cancelling on you but, making it up each time. He may not be the smartest when it comes to common sense but, boy can he learn things and work hard. be careful with this guy, if you get too close it could take years to finally adjust without him. But he is surely worth it. Owning the biggest smile in the world. Yes, a little hard to get emotions out of and a bit oblivious. Take care of him, if you are one of the lucky best friends to a Mark Duchene.
I am so annoyed and can't decide what to do about this really close friend of mine.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.
by Supergay101 October 12, 2018
mugGet the Mark Duchenemug.

Mark ass

A weak or trifling ass person; labeled as a "mark" indicating they're vulnerable to getting rocked. Just an all-around trick.
"Man fuck them mark ass bitches"

"Navid? That mark ain't worth half a shit don't worry about him"
by Antisocial_boi_69 April 3, 2022
mugGet the Mark assmug.

Mark

Mark was a quiet/silent person
Mark:...
by Maia Maiestas May 14, 2022
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