Lesbian

When they're so pretty it hurts but you're not talking about boys, you're talking about girls.

Susanf (To kattie) : I'm ok with you being a lesbian, just don't fall in love with me.

Kattief: Don't worry, I have standards.

by [God_Complex] January 2, 2023

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023

Capital L Lesbian

A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.

Jada Pinkett-Smith is such a Capital L Lesbian.

by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

Lesbianic

A quote by Arizona Robbins 12x13 Greys Anatomy:
The gayest of gays

Arizona: I'm super gay
like the gayest of gays
LESBIANIC
Richard: I know :D

by Ametrine Rose January 25, 2021

Part-time Lesbian

1. A hoe be lookin ass when u got 2 in yo bed who be makin out solely for ur pleasure, about 25% of female bisexuality.

2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar

3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga

YFN Lucci: Bruh we high key lit everyday, just chillin hear with my Yacht, Vodka, and Part-time Lesbians

PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection

Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-

Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC

by Eric Benton August 2, 2018