Capital L Lesbian 

A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.

Jada Pinkett-Smith is such a Capital L Lesbian.

Capital L Lesbian by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023

Seltzer water Lesbian

A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!

Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!

Seltzer water Lesbian by Seltzer water lesbian January 31, 2024

Golden Gay/Lesbian 

Harmful term for the lgbtq+ community that is used to signify that a person that identifies as gay or lesbian had never had sex with the other gender.

The term is considered harmful by members of the community for some of the following reasons (list not exclusive):
It shames people that were not identifying with that one term from the beginning on, making them feel less.
It pushes the stereotype of having to know you were gay or lesbian since forever, not allowing people to have space in order to experiment with their sexuality.
It creates this "elite" of people that were always aware they were gay/lesbian.
It takes away from experiences that closeted and scared lgbtq+ people had, trying to fit in by being with the opposite sex.

"Sarah has never been with a man, has she?"
"Yeah, she's a Golden Gay/Lesbian."

Golden Gay/Lesbian by Niel.for.me February 6, 2024

theatrical wannabe lesbian

A gay man who displays traits that of a lesbian involved with the performing arts that also has a flamboyant and obnoxious demeanor. Also has an unnecessary amount of attitude.

Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.

“Today this man came up to me and said I didn’t pass the vibe check because I didn’t know the ‘Newsies’ script… and then he took off his Nike slides and tossed them at my head”

that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.

theatrical wannabe lesbian by nztalie March 21, 2024

Pink floyd lesbian

When a man's giving off lesbian vibes, but is in reality a straight/bi man who just has a above average attraction towards 90s/early 2000s rock

-Why do you call me gay?
-It's not that you are gay, you just give off pink floyd lesbian vibes bestie <3

Pink floyd lesbian by Null User April 1, 2024

he/him lesbian 

A lesbian who uses he/him pronouns.

A person who identifies with being a lesbian, and simply has a preference for he/him pronouns. A he/him lesbian may or may not be butch or masc-presenting.

Hello, I'm Abby, a he/him lesbian.

he/him lesbian by rangoe April 8, 2024

Star Fishing Lesbian 

When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.

Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.

She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian

Star Fishing Lesbian by MsStoleYourWife April 30, 2024