Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
Get the Free kick merchantmug. 
by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023
Get the wet donkey kickmug. by @cL@iR3 April 23, 2019
Get the Kick Rocksmug. When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
by MotherPower December 10, 2013
Get the Backwards Horse Kickmug. 