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Fortnite kid

probably makes dancing videos and makes there parents disappointed
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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Holy Kid

A child who claims to be religious and a devoted follower of Jesus, but he/she actually is a thirsty, predator-like, hungry, sex craved, dirty minded, hormone driven, thot-like person who preys on the kind hearted, caring, compassionate, and loyal young people. A holy kid often acts, dresses, and applies makeup/beauty products like a hoe. A holy kid generally dates around and has a body count higher than the number of years he/she has been alive. This term can be used for anyone besides a guy with the name of Joe.
Jeremy: “Kaydence, why did you makeout with Jimmy and Michael in the same day?”

Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”

EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”
by joe_theone November 18, 2019
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collision kid

Someone who bumps into the other side of life.
That girl could suddenly see the trees for the wood, not just the wood for the trees - she was a true collision kid
by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007
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Fortnite Kid

A small child who plays fortnite
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.

And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
Person 1: Have u seen that fat ginger kid.
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’
by RyanIsSleepy August 22, 2021
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Scene Kids

Teens thinking they look cool by acting all loud & annoying & by using all the colors in the rainbow. They have good things also like they are really fun. But you know kinda annoying, mostly they are try-hards or wannabes. They can be super arrogant, because they think they look cool acting all stuck up.
Girls look:
-Black, One colored, or muliticolored choppy hair.
-Loads of make-up.

-Black eye make-up going for the panda look.
-nude lips.
-They look pretty.
-Colorfull & black clothing.
-They write words like "beetch, OMG etc..."
Guys look:
-Black, colored, or multicolored hair, with choppy bangs.
-Eye liner.
-Mostly black clothing.
Alike:
-They listen to shitty screamo bands, even though they don't like it, they hear it because they think they look special.
-Annoying or fun personalities.
-Try to act all laid back.
-They love unicorns or nyan cat.
- Friendly or way to shy.
-Can be stuck up.
Random person: Scene kids are annoying.
Me: You're right.
by Randombeing3 March 23, 2013
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brown kid

a kid that is indian, meaning they are very intelligent; whom also refers to himself or herself as brown or light brown, a nickname can also be a brownie.
Dude Jensen is such a brown kid I wish I was him
by brown kid jensun May 13, 2008
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emo kids

ok, first of all, lets get this straight,

emo is not short for "emotional"
emo is short for "emotive-hardcore," a genre of music that was sparked in the 80's by Rites of Spring. It is not a stereotype for boys who cut their hair at 45 degree angles, wear girl jeans, do not wash their hair for 3 days, and wear makeup. It does not mean pathetic high pitched male vocals singing metaphors such as "my words are knives cutting into your soul", and its not bands like Bright Eyes.pee-est-thats called INDIE.

just thought I'd clear up some of those bullshit definitions.
Emo kids are not real, emotive-hardcore is real.
by prettyfuckingamazing December 10, 2008
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