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9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.
On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.
by yavuh January 8, 2023
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Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.
While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.
by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023
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13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.
Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want
by S V January 13, 2023
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18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do
A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January
by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023
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18th January

Insult Harry Day, A day where you are allowed to insult anyone named harry with no hard feelings
‘Wow its 18th January!’
‘yeah harry looks ugly today’
by Deftoneslover69 January 18, 2023
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27th January

Tell someone random you like them Day!
Me: Hey i like you
Other: Really?
Me: No it’s 27th January
by AreYouGay69420 January 26, 2023
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31st january

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!! Spend your whole day with your best friend and appreciate your time together and all memories you have together!
Bsf1: heeey!! lets have a picnic day
Bsf2: all right, but why?
Bsf1: BECAUSE IT’S 31st JANUARY
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!
~lara
by ~laraa January 30, 2023
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