January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.

Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*

by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025

January 26th

National show a guy your tits day!

Hey it’s January 26th….

by tftctcctctc January 26, 2025

January 29

National Second Chance to Send a Titty Pic Day for those who forgot

Yo, u forgot again? all good, its January 29 u got another shot..

by Mr.T1n January 29, 2025

January 30

national send 5 booty pics to ur man day

It’s january 30! let me send 5 booty pics to my man!

by anonymous January 29, 2025

January 30th

Buy the girl you talk to whatever she wants day

"Baby, can you pay for my shein purchase?"
"Of course my love, it's January 30th"

by Anonymus_229 January 30, 2025

January 30

National do NOT send 5 ass pics day

Hey its January 30 national do NOT send 5 ass pics day

by alexxx6699 January 30, 2025

january 31

National send pictures of you to your loved ones.

Hey its national january 31 send pictures of you to your loved ones like your girlfriend or boyfriend

by helloookittttyyyy January 30, 2025