loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.
by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021
Get the jacobmug. Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.
by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025
Get the Jacob Caplanmug. by Cool dad4926 March 18, 2022
Get the Jacob Chapmanmug. Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.
by lilgummy May 5, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. by CumDuzzler May 18, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. 