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Jacob

by gottabedat1guy July 14, 2021
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jacob

loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.
oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal
by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021
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Jacob

Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.

Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019
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Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.
jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.
by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025
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Jacob Chapman

Likes boys and has a tiny pp and no girls because he has a rat nest and farts in other mens mouth
by Cool dad4926 March 18, 2022
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Jacob

Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.
(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up
by lilgummy May 5, 2023
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Jacob

Really likes Cum. He really likes Cum. Like really. Funny guy who really likes cum.
"Jacob Really likes cUM"
"Oh yeah i heard"
by CumDuzzler May 18, 2020
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