i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 4, 2023

I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022

I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024

i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.

also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.

by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022

I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.

Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son

by AJiwnl September 18, 2023

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024