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sound horse

When a female is better than a bro at being solid.
She listens to me! She is a sound horse!
by DamnitDarci December 26, 2021
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god of horses

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”
by lord and saviour July 7, 2021
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Trojan Horse

A man ejaculates inside a condom, flips it inside out, and then fucks a girl, inducing pregnancy.
Dana is rich as fuck. I'm about to Trojan Horse her.
by NutInBae September 3, 2017
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horse holder

Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.
Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.
by Swiping Left April 6, 2019
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Horse

hey that's a horse!
by MrCat22 June 30, 2023
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Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
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Horse-masking

Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).
Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"
by Philip.McCrevis April 23, 2019
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