Fortnite

The main cause of autism, other than Team 10, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, and Dabbing. (no offence to autistic people.)

Mom: Why did you waste our credit card money?!?!?!?!?!??
Autistic Kid: Gotta get the V-bucks foe dem llamas, mom.
Mom: Im sick and tired of you playing that game and wasting our money!

Autistic Kid: Mom, im having fun.

Mom:You know what?! No fortnite for 5 months!
Autistic Kid: W-what?
Autistic Kid: N-no F-fort-n-nite?
Autistic Kid: MOM PLEASE!
Autistic Kid: :Crying:
Mom: :Takes Fortnite:
Mom: :Leaves:

by Meesha the gray girl kitty June 9, 2018

fortnite

A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"

Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?

by My Life Is Meaningless October 24, 2019

Fortnite

BRUH

Person 1: Fortnite good
Person 2 :BRUH
Person 1:dies

by Andrewgarappolo June 2, 2019

black hole of fortnite

what fortnite is now and forever.

i wish i could fricking play fortnite

yeah, that black hole of fortnite}

by Qazplmweroiu October 15, 2019

Fortnite

An invasive disease, formally known as CANCER.

My brother caught fortnite. "aw sorry man."

by 0W0_69 July 25, 2019

fortnite

shit.

Mike: hey wyd?
Tim: I’m playing fortnite.
Mike: ew shit! :/

by gilda. February 14, 2021

Fortnite Kid

Children who play the game Fortnite, but often say that characters that originated in their own game, but Fortnite put in their game, belong to Fortnite.

Fortnite Kid: “BrO HAlO StOLe MAsTEr CHEiF FrOM fORTnITe”

Any normal human: “please go away you Fortnite Kid.”

by TheEndDragon February 17, 2022