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donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.
"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."
by tgrbld August 27, 2019
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soggy donkey

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🄶🄵
i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey
by jaarod April 6, 2019
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donkey kong

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.
by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017
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Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap
He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.
by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021
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Swamp donkey

Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick
I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey
by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021
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Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable
You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!
by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018
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Donkey Konged

The term ā€œgetting Donkey Kongedā€ means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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