David

A kid no one likes

Person 1 I'm hanging out with David

Person 2 Fuck you faggot

by Goodgiy4321 April 19, 2021

DAVID

Someone who master his mind.
Sexually Fantasies With Marketing.

Have you seen what David can do with his mind?
Yes, he masters it.

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

David

Cute ass nigga wit a big dick and a good since of humor he like girls and he will take your girl if he think she cute

David is so cute and sexy I want him so much

by anonymous November 21, 2021

David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!

David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating

by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025

David

David is a toe

Nice toe, looks like david

by smellytoe173 December 27, 2023