Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.
by psychobunny January 08, 2009
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Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.
She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
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ass crack of dawn

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
by K.Spence June 07, 2006
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crack whore

A human with a tiny mind, or a human who is quite stupid.
A guy who just stuck his arm into a lathe to grab a shattered piece of wood. One might say "That guy is such a crack whore!"
by rapidguy February 25, 2003
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cotton ass crack

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.
Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.
by NICMOZ May 21, 2008
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Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.
I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.
by Porkman385 November 27, 2006
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Crack Badger

Someone who once they realise there is Crack nearby, can't wait to get thier teeth into it.
"Did you see Amy Winehouse's face when Pete started rocking up?"

"Yeah, she's a right Crack Badger"
by Morfiend April 09, 2009
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