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Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Christian

a young nimble man with nice manners but secretly likes too be brutally butt fucked
Christian likes it rough
by Saniityy January 13, 2022
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Gay Christian

remember, a Gay Christian is not a contradiction a hateful one is
by TheBaseliner September 5, 2024
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Christian

A hot creamy guy with a 8’ cock.
OMG Christian made me squirt
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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Christian

Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.
Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.
by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021
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Christian

A person that has depression and says that girls with red hair have ginger disease but he only picks on one certain girl cause he probably secretly likes her cause she’s like a freaking model she’s so hot and sexy. Any guy with the name of Christian is most likely a faggot too. Also he will have a man-gina
Christian=faggot

Christian- the mean depressed kid

That’ kids name is Christian. Oh he must be gay
by Gingersdonthavediseases November 11, 2017
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Christian

Christian is the type of guy who’s very sweet and kind and someone you will find to be your soulmate. He someone who is caring and show you a lot of love but can’t show love to himself. He is dreamy and is very funny and says the most weirdest things which can relate to you he’s just an amazing person and u can possibly feel as if the universe is pulling u toward them
Christian is such an weird and funny guy
by Ivo linkstin March 14, 2018
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