just ashley

not the real deal or a sub-par replacement for a person or thing.

originating from the infamous taylor swift look-alike and impersonator Ashley Leechin.

”You hang out a lot with him now, am I still your best friend?”
”Of course man! He’s just ashley.”

by holger örn February 20, 2024

hybrid athlete

A "hybrid athlete" is typically defined as an athlete that participates in multiple sports OR an athlete that is simultaneously good at both
STRENGTH and ENDURANCE activity.

He runs marathons and lifts heavy in the gym. He is a hybrid athlete

by Cheeessseer April 29, 2024

An Ashleigh

A left over glass of wine you find in the morning and you still drink it.

I was getting ready for work and found An Ashleigh! Oh no!

by DrGreg37 July 6, 2024

Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.

You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*

by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024

Coach Ashley Effect

The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.

"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"

by ThePublicker February 13, 2025

Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

Toxic athleticism

behavior in which the motivation for sport is presented as 'just for fun,' while in reality it holds a disproportionately high importance in a person's identity and serves as a means of self-validation. It is characterized by:
- excessive involvement in sports
- a high proportion of unusual sports that are socially admirable
- covert comparison
- false modesty or inaccurate perception of social norms regarding sport
- sport is a dominant topic of conversation

He said he got up at 5:30 to go ski touring and went for a run afterwards, because the tour was 'relaxed' with 'barely' 1,300vm. I hate the toxic athleticism at this party.

by Kerub December 21, 2025