Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.
by The sky beast April 21, 2018
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Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks
by Bandera texas January 24, 2022
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Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about
Where the hell is Portland Texas
by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 21, 2018
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Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.
He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.
by Voinyws June 30, 2022
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Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
by Frankie Hardcore January 29, 2011
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Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.
He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.
by Steve_Brows January 25, 2022
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