I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

i'm something else

you heard quinten he got six gold medals hah i got seven i'm something else

by stopthecap 9847 July 23, 2022

by de-pube April 8, 2024

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

types in chat then falls asleep
"hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"