Booch Juice

A generic juice that poor hoodlums drink that they buy nfrom ghetto gas stations and markets.

J.R. did not have much money so he purchased a booch juice from the Haddock Grocery.

by DaClown6996 May 12, 2012

Crumb Juice

Sexual Cocktail made using a range of household ingredients including Cranberry Juice, Kool Aid powder, Cold water, ice, the mans poo, the woman’s poo, the mans puke, the woman’s puke, the mans cum, the woman’s squirt all mixed up into a purple liquid which is then poured over the body of the lovers or drank

Me and my girl made a Crumb Juice the other night then I splashed it on her cleavage

by BBtothemax February 1, 2020

Jurisprudence Juice

What happens when C-SPAN make yo lady wet.

After a long session of C-SPAN and chill, my gurl had mad Jurisprudence Juice.

by the_true_rickster December 11, 2018

Juice Jacking

When a female steals a used condom after having sex, with the sole purpose of insemination.

Drake: man that girl screamed when she tried juice jacking me but didn't realize I poured hot sauce in there.

by m3rc10us January 31, 2022

Bajooga juice

Juice from male titties that taste odly good

John:Bro what is this stuff
Bob:I think it's bajooga juice

by Baller30000 December 18, 2019

Java Juiced

Overstimulated by a significant intake of caffine.

"Don't pay any attention to him, he's just Java Juiced."

by DrMichelle January 21, 2009

Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.

Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.

by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023