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David h

Is someone you can depend on for a green card or for any illegal purposes. Avoid all his responsibilities and children except for the ones of the half his age woman he is trying to pursue with his controlling narcissistic ways. Lies thru his teeth to portray himself as a put together white family guy but is the devil in disguise. Takes advantage of woman who have their shit together and drains them of everything they have before moving in QUICKLY.
David h didn’t even show up for a video court date for his BIOLOGICAL CHILD but was in line for that green card for a random senorita and her offspring
by Anonymous81332 March 8, 2023
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The S H I T S

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.
Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
💀
by Paxso-Africano April 4, 2024
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tod°h/~

if a person put/caption this in a story, it means "I want to fli freely",, fli=fly, it's like a person wanna feel free from all burdens
(pic of skies) *you can just effortlessly caption* tod°h/~
by iwboaett January 19, 2021
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Ashley h

An ashley h is someone who shines brighter than everyone else in any designated area they occupy. None out do an ashley h in any way, shape, or form.
I can't take my eyes off of her, now that's what I call an ashley h!
by Fryguyry September 1, 2022
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Jesus. H Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.
by joeweller53 January 20, 2019
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h

h
Me :"Hey Super do want to do some carrier ops?"

Super: " h "
by Lel House May 5, 2020
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JAYMONEYGETCA$H

Oh shit that’s JAYMONEYGETCA$H tuck ya chain bro”
by 🐲🐲🐲 November 22, 2021
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