the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx
Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024
Get the National Relapse Daymug. Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will
by oupitter January 12, 2021
Get the Pat a pufferblob daymug. March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*
*Females HAVE to send*
Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits
by . March 6, 2023
Get the National Send Your Boobies Daymug. July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
by Jo Dada July 7, 2020
Get the No Wank Daymug. by treeboi hansen April 22, 2020
Get the Otis Daymug. August 18th
Give that special girl the love she deserves
Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen
70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day
Give that special girl the love she deserves
Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen
70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day
by love fairy August 18, 2022
Get the flowers daymug. National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.
by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019
Get the NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAYmug.