The Dirty Ortiz

The act of sticking a man's penis up another individual's left nostril and releasing semen inside until it releases through the individual's mouth.

I performed the Dirty Ortiz on my girlfriend and she didn't like it very much. She had to clean both her mouth and nose!

by DxyzAxyzRxyzIxyzExyzLxyz February 26, 2024

A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024

The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

The dirty switlick

When 7 guys fill every one of masons moms holes including the ears and nose.

I’m totally pulling the dirty switlick tonight on your grandma!

by Steve Hraby April 2, 2024

The Dirty Mustaine

When you break up with a girl a few days before you are going to get married and spend the next 30 years writing songs about her.

yo did yo hear that David is planning on giving his girl The Dirty Mustaine?

by Dougie Wide April 10, 2024

the dirty Webber

The dirty Webber is the act of eating a womens asshole in the shower while water runs down her back entering her ass crack. The ass eater then proceeds to choke on said water, after this is accomplished in the midst of chocking the eater of the ass hole accidentally zurburts the wrinkled star fish.

My buddy offered to eat his girlfriend's ass in the shower and ended up giving her the dirty Webber.

by Zon featering just the DJ . April 19, 2024

The dirty girl

When you wipe up on an adults ass and give them a hand job.

Mud cricketing the dirty girl.

by EddieBrock5 May 30, 2024