National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day

On 20 April u can beat up or bully the E-Girl And cute girl day and make them to ur dinner!

Person 1: Holy Shit today is 20 april it is Beat up an E-Girl and Cute girl Day !
Person 2 : HOLY SHIT LETS GO HUNT
Person 1 : GET UR AK-47

by VTubers_Killer23 March 31, 2023

Navid day

It’s the day where we worship Navid Vaziri

Today is Navid day

by Guardalupe October 17, 2019

National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021

drug dealer day

This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.

Elysia East

'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack

Yay for drug dealer day

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019