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Suck and Fuck

Suck and Fuck is just what it sounds like. First you suck a dick and then you fuck them.
“Bro what did she do to you last night?”

“I thought we were just gonna fuck but she turned it around and did a suck and fuck.”
by yuhyuhbih August 12, 2019
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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fuck

fuck is the best fucking word in the fucking world. it can be used everything fucking where and still make fucking sense. Fuck is a fucking word used for fucking expression and is actually fucking used as a fucking adjective. I love saying fuck. fuck can be a great way to describe a person in good ways and bad fucking ways. for example, I fucking hate you with all my fucking guts, your fucking fuckwit, you're fucked my sister, you fucking arsehole. or, I fucking love you; you are the fucking love of my life, your fucking lad, I don't know where the fuck id be without you, you fucking legend. everyone should use the word fuck
you dumb fuck

you fucking legend
I fucking love you

I fucking hate you
suck my fucking dick
by sillysaugages November 7, 2022
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Mach Fuck

Speed of something that is going 20x escape velocity
"that manhole cover was going 20x the escape velocity. It went Mach Fuck."
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The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.
"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"
by J.T November 26, 2018
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Fuck

As a noun it is one of the most offensive insults. You can never ever call someone a fuck without meaning it. If you're messing with your friends and one of them calls you a fuck, they meant it and you need to reevaluate your relationship with this person.
Person 1: You're can be stupid fuck sometimes.
Person 2 and rest of group: *laughter*
Later
Person 2: Wait a minute . . .
by ZASJ January 12, 2019
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