St. Shivvings Day

St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.

Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?

by tikikenny August 6, 2023

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

Groundhog Day

Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers

“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”

by groundhogger June 22, 2024

National Galilea Day

April 27 is Galilea Magañas birthday and she is the prettiest girl on the planet so it became a national holiday!!

"It's my favorite day of the year, National Galilea Day!"

by galileasbiggestfan April 26, 2025

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

Grab ass day

on August 13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Heyyyshdhdhs August 12, 2019

Anti-Lokman Day

4th of May, the Day that celebrates the People of Gamejolt defeating a racist Undertale Hater and Sex Offender named Lokman and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr and his dream

Person 1: it's Anti-Lokman day
Person 2: what's that
Person 1: the day that celebrates the defeat of Lokman

by Spider-jolter September 16, 2024